St Patrick day is around the corner and people are waiting to celebrate this day with something unique that will catch the eyes of the crowd. St. Patricks day is famous for its parades, parties and of course its witty and hilarious Irish quotes. Funny St Patricks day quotes are the best way to entertain people either during a party or family get-together on St Patricks day. You can also use these funny quotes to greet people you know or use these funny Irish quotes sayings to make your party invitations and greeting more fun.

St Patrick Day quotes can be easily memorized and can be repeated at the right time during the party to add fun to your party and make people laugh. You can even use this funny St Patricks day quotes to decorate the card and hang them on the door as a part of decoration. You can also decorate handmade cards and write these funny St Patricks day quotes and gift the prize winners on the party day. Here we have some rib tickling funny St Patricks day quotes that you can choose from.

 Funny St Patricks Day Quotes

“The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.” –Sidney Littlewood

“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.” –Winston Churchill

“Saint Patrick was a gentleman

Who through strategy and stealth

Drove all the snakes from Ireland

Here’s a drinkee to his health!

But not too many drinkees

Lest we lose ourselves and then…

Forget the good Saint Patrick

And see them snakes again! “Unknown

 “St. Patrick — one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.” Charles M. Madigan

“Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick’s Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.” Unknown

 “It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!” Irish Toast

 “May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife).” Irish Toast

 “Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.” Daryl Stout

 “So, success attend St. Patrick’s fist,

For he’s a saint so clever;

Oh! he gave the snakes and toads a twist,

And bothered them forever!” – Henry Bennett

“The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.” -Sidney Littlewood

 “The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet.” –Oliver Herford

 Use these funny quotes for St Patricks day to entertain your friends and have them rolling on the floor with laughter. These funny St Patricks day quotes will help you set the mood for a perfect evening, drinking and enjoying yourselves.