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St Patricks day Jokes for Kids

St Patricks day Jokes for Kids

On St Patricks day, people go Irish, cracking St Patricks Day jokes, wearing green outfits, eating green food, decorating their homes with green banners and green decoration and greeting each other with Irish greetings. Being an Irish festival, St Patricks Day is filled with Irish fun and festivities. The Irish people are known for their fun loving nature and wit, and St patricks Day mirrors thefu filled nature of the Irish. On this day, kids need to feel left behind; you can entertain your kids by telling them St Patricks Day jokes for kids and making them laugh.

Kids are fond of St Patricks day jokes and they love listening to these funny St patricks Day jokes for kids and laughing out loudly. As it is always said laughter keeps the world spinning, and makes your kids spin with joy and enjoy the special day. Pick up some St.Patricks jokes for kids and have a good time with your kid:

St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids

 What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock

 Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn’t afford plane fare

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant.

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

What kind of bow can’t be tied?

A rainbow.

Why was the Irish River so rich?

Because it had two banks.

What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?

A jig mistake!

What do you think of my Irish stew?

It could use a pinch of Gaelic.

Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?

They like to “go” first class!

Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?

To keep from falling in the stew!

Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?

 leper con.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

 He wanted to reach the pot of gold faster.

What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
Top o’ the moaning to you.

 Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re always wearing green.

 Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.

 What is Barney’s favorite thing on St. Patrick’s day?
A Blarney Stone!

 What is left out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Paddy O’Furniture

What baseball position do leprechauns usually play?

Shortstop!

What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?

A pot of chilli at the end of the rainbow!